your parents love me but you hate me
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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