I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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