he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
love makes seman taste better
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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