at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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