dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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