is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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