we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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