We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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