Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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