She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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