How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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