That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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