TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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