i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize
