I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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