I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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