This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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