we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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