It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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