Having a random hookup so left but love u
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
