I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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