just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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