yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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