Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just high enough for therapy.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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