Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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