In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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