Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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