Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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