But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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