If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We need a shit load of segways right now
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize
