Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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