pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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