what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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