So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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