Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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