what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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