Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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