a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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