If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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