Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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