ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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