Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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