We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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