Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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