that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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