Im at strip club and am horny
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
send nudes
from the living room?
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