hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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