Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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