How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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