found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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