in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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