i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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